The Popular Front for Liberation of Holy Palestine is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Fidel Mandela with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, otherworldly petting zoo, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 3.66 billion Palestinians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jerusalem. The average income tax rate is 94.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Palestinian economy, worth 572 trillion Golden Dinars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 156,302 Golden Dinars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Discrimination on the basis of sexual orientation is illegal, the Palestinian Intelligence Agency relies on internet search engines to know what is happening overseas, a state-funded project is investigating whether the moon is made of cheese, and the government is washing its hands of alleged corruption. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Holy Palestine's national animal is the Palestine Sunbird, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Monotheism.

Holy Palestine is ranked 48,886^th in the world and 286^th in The Communist Bloc for Most Patriotic, with 28 flags saluted per person per day.